Existentialism + Video Games= Now It All Makes Sense

This is utterly depressing and totally brilliant:

It's Sort of Like False Advertising

I Nom-inate YOU!

During my hiatus, I experienced only a few random bursts of creativity. The following is a icanhascheezburger-and-presidential-politics inspired example of what I've been doing with myself for the past few months:

Banananorexia

Sorry I disappeared for so long.

I became strangely commitment-phobic with regard to my comic blog and just stopped it altogether. It was irresponsible. I admit it.

To make sure that it doesn't happen again, I am redefining my relationship with the comic blog. From now on, I will only make and post comics when I feel like it. No more self-imposed due dates.

So, here's my first comic in over 3 months:

Magic? Or Amazing Math Skills?

Favorite Lincoln

A Peacock's Worst Fear

Monkey Babies Are Gross

Blah

I'm sick today. Instead of making a comic, I'd like to recommend to you one of the funniest books that I've read recently.

The Areas of My Expertise by John Hodgman

Its a book of made-up facts and it's very silly. I actually read part of it while I was on an airplane ride and I think that the people sitting next to me thought I was an idiot because I kept laughing out loud. I know they were thinking, "Nothing's that funny, lady, so get over it." But it is that funny. It really is.

How I Envision Myself When I'm Old

Talking to Drunk People

Baby duel!

Shortly after their deliverance, these mountain-dwelling babies are ready to lay it all on the line...

WTF, Mississippi?

Disney's New Ride

Polter-mice

The World's Oldest Joke

Historians have discovered the world's oldest joke. It's from ancient Sumer, and it goes like this (note the double negative):

Gauche Ghost

Formicidae Gang Bang

Engrish

engrish.com

This image from engrish.com appropriately expresses how I feel today:

Action Park

Have you heard of this place?!?!? It was nicknamed "Death Park" by doctors at nearby hospitals.

Action Park

I mean, just check out the looping water slide:



Holy crap!

Shell Factory Station

A short film by Jared:

Duckman

Anyone remember the tv show "Duckman"?

Garfield Minus Garfield

Garfield cartoons without Garfield in them:

Garfield Minus Garfield

Even weirder than I would have guessed...

Mayostard

(Thanks to Kelli for reminding me about this Mr. Show sketch.) Funny stuff:

I Heart Ninjas

Funny website about ninjas:

www.realultimatepower.net

Dance-off!!!

Stephen Colbert v Rain:

Stephen Colbert vs Rain - Dance Off
Uploaded by stephencolbert

This Is How I Make Bread

I Can't Die

A movie my friends made a long time ago:

The Big Bizang

There's nothing to see on this video... just listen to the song, by MC Hawking:

Here's the Deal

Dammit. I really wanted to post a new comic at least every Sunday. But I'm studying for this hugely important exam and I just don't have any time right now. I've been studying from 9am until midnight every day for weeks. It sucks. I hate it. I want to be silly and make dumb comics but I have no silliness left in me right now.

Feel sorry for me, please.

Instead of a comic, have this:


via videosift.com

Drunk History Vol. 3

Yay! A new one! Yay! A girl!

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Arrested Development

Arrested Development was one of the all time best TV shows ever. And apparently you can go watch it here:

Arrested Development

Found

This website is full of funniness:

www.foundmagazine.com

People submit weird notes or photos they find lying in the street (or wherever) and then write brief descriptions about what they think must be going on.

Example of a found object:

The State: Spaghetti and Bumblebees

Lady by The Commodores

Are they dancing or playing soccer?



(Yes and yes!)

Iron Hymen

I found this funny website when I googled "technical virgin":

Iron Hymen

Be sure to read "10 Things Every Girl Should Know About Boys and Their Privates"

My Apologies

Sorry... no time for a comic this week. :(

Please visit Let's Get Out Comics instead. :)

Kids In the Hall: Dr. Suess Bible

Chair Talked Door Chalk

Art, videos, etc. by one of my friends:

www.jaredwhitham.com

Celebrity Jeopardy

Why does Sean Connery hate Alex Trebek so?

Awesome Russian Metal Band

GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO - BIGGER AND RUSSIANER from Tom Stern on Vimeo.

Matrix Table Tennis

Green Porno

And speaking of insect shenanigans, if you haven't seen the Green Porno videos yet, you simply must.

Click here.

My favorite is the snail "porno".

Insect Shenanigans

My Best Friend, My Butler

My friend's brother co-created this little jem:

The State (Father-Son Race)

Post #101:

Gay Top Gun

Llama Song

My brain is turning to mush. I just listened to this, like, 4 times in a row:

The Pig Latin Lover

Does anyone else remember The Ben Stiller Show?

Portable Living Room

Hey, my friend directed this:

Freud with His Mother

Can Ninjas Love?

Ask A Ninja:

Brohemian Rhapsody

LGOC's Stoned Jesus

If you aren't familiar with my old buddy Stoned Jesus, you should visit Let's Get Out Comics ASAP!

World's Fastest Speed Walker

World's fastest speed walker chased by samurais... will he run or walk???

Washington Washington

Who knew George Washington had so many dicks?!?!

Shining

One of the best movie parodies (if this qualifies as a parody) ever ever ever:

Pwnd By Grandma

Shitty Feminist

My wonderful friend made this comic... based not on her own personal experience, but that of a particularly shitty feminist she once knew:

Flight of the Conchords

If you haven't seen the t.v. show "Flight of the Conchords," I really must highly recommend it.

Abba Cuss

The music video yesterday inspired me:

Take A Chance On Me

Caveat: you may not find this as funny as I do... but those silly winks and the goofy jumping around totally makes me giggle.

Timmy's Big Day

Some more stuff my friends made a looooooong time ago. You can tell it's really old because one of the characters gets a page. Like, on his pager. Weird.

I Think We're Dead

The Origin of Yo Momma Jokes

White and Nerdy

Confession: I fucking love Weird Al Yankovic.

All Things LOL

I like to visit icanhascheezburger.com

And a personal note to Mark: Sorry that I'm a crappy friend right now. I hope you had a super Tuesday (that's foreshadowing... I predict that you'll be president some day, btw) and I hope your toofies don't hurt too badly.

Always Look On the Bright Side of Life

Monty Python knows just how to cheer me up.

Drunk History

I think I've watched this about 800 times. It's still funny to me. In fact, I'm gonna watch it again right now.

Mint Juleps

Some of my friends made this video waaaaay a long time ago. Back in the day, as they say.

Dedicated to Benny Lava, Whoever You Are...

Hooker of the Sea

The Next Generation

(NSFW!)

I love nerds.


http://www.cracked.com/video_16363_star-trek-tng-rap-warning-explicit-lyrics.html


(Note: I had the video posted here on the blog for a couple of days, but I couldn't figure out how to keep it from automatically playing the instant someone opened the blog page it was embedded on. And that was annoying. So I just have the link up now.)

Jim Varney

Jim Varney's most popular character, Ernest P. Worrell, is somehow just as relevant in 2008 as he was in 1988. KnoWhutImean, Vern?

I Like Turtles

This is old... but I still like it. Zombie Kid is basically the embodiment of cool.

Let's Get Out Comics

Oh, boy, are YOU in for a treat!

Here is a comic from Let's Get Out Comics, a daily comic blog written and illustrated by one of my dear friends. Click on the image below to make it larger.



And there are plenty more comics where that one came from! Go to letsgetoutcomics.blogspot.com

Censored Count

This cracks me up.

The State: Pants

Here is my first non-comic post for you. Remember "The State" from MTV?



Ha ha! I love pants.

Important Notice & A Comic

Friends,

Something has come up that is going to take a great deal of my attention and almost all of my free time for a little while. Because of this, the format of this comic blog will have to change temporarily. :(

I am still going to post every day, but I will only be able to post an original comic once a week (on Sundays). I'll post new comics more often than that if I can swing it, but I don't want to make a promise that I can't keep. So I'm only committing one new comic each week.

Every day that I'm not posting one of my own comics, I'll be posting either something that one of my funny friends has created, or something that has influenced my own sense of humor. Basically, I'll be sharing pictures and videos with you of things that I find totally amusing. I hope that you'll enjoy the things that I post while I'm on hiatus.

Love,
M


"Alternate Reality"

It's Time to Go Green

I Dream of Cat Genie

Too Much Information

The Last Sea Bunny

Vanilla Icees

In a perfect world...

Toilet Bowl

O.D.D. (Ol' Dirty Dictonary)

Wormwood

Another Awkward First Date

Amoeba Prejudice

Vampire Cow

Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Crunk

Stick Pick-up Line

Even Lunchables are Better Than This

This comic is dedicated to Babypants.

Medusa Needs "Heads & Shoulders"

Frog Pick-up Line

Oboes for Hobos

The 6 Questions of Gay Journalism

Did you notice Glory's rainbow of suits?

And in case you somehow missed it: What What in the Butt

A Woman's Worst Fear

Don't Date Snakes