Sad Clown

Found Art #1

2009-05-11T19:57:00.004-04:00

I recently found this little gem at a public display of crappy kid art:

A future comic artist? I think so. All of the other kids made their weird clay mask thingies say stuff like "Don't do drugs!" or "Eat your vegetables!" or "Never talk to strangers!" Puppets. Robots. Those guys are just cogs in the machine, man. This brilliant, autonomous child (to the delight of observers like myself) instead put his own insecurities on display and confessed to his fear of buckets.

Don't worry, Blue Beard, I'll protect you.

Breaking Up With Bees

2009-04-24T00:09:00.001-04:00

I hate bees. If I could have a rational conversation with one, this is how it would go:

Kittens Inspired by Kittens

2009-04-23T00:05:00.000-04:00

Kids are weird.

Got Yer Nose, MJ

2009-04-21T00:19:00.000-04:00

Alli-gayfers

2009-04-18T00:05:00.000-04:00

You Should Know About This Website

2009-04-17T18:53:00.004-04:00

A quick public service announcement. If you don't know about hulu.com already, you should. It allows you to watch episodes of many different tv shows, such as

The Simpsons

The Daily Show

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

and lots of other stuff. Just FYI.

Sphinxter

2009-04-16T01:03:00.000-04:00

Prehistoric Lunch Break

2009-04-14T00:36:00.000-04:00

He Has Risen

2009-04-13T00:03:00.001-04:00

G.A.S.A.

2009-04-12T01:45:00.001-04:00

Ninjas Are Watching

2009-04-11T13:22:00.002-04:00

Existentialism + Video Games= Now It All Makes Sense

2008-12-08T18:42:00.003-05:00

This is utterly depressing and totally brilliant:

It's Sort of Like False Advertising

2008-11-30T21:29:00.003-05:00

I Nom-inate YOU!

2008-11-24T19:48:00.003-05:00

During my hiatus, I experienced only a few random bursts of creativity. The following is a icanhascheezburger-and-presidential-politics inspired example of what I've been doing with myself for the past few months:

Banananorexia

2008-11-23T20:44:00.004-05:00

Sorry I disappeared for so long.

I became strangely commitment-phobic with regard to my comic blog and just stopped it altogether. It was irresponsible. I admit it.

To make sure that it doesn't happen again, I am redefining my relationship with the comic blog. From now on, I will only make and post comics when I feel like it. No more self-imposed due dates.

So, here's my first comic in over 3 months:

Magic? Or Amazing Math Skills?

2008-08-14T00:22:00.000-04:00

Favorite Lincoln

2008-08-13T00:18:00.000-04:00

A Peacock's Worst Fear

2008-08-12T00:05:00.000-04:00

Monkey Babies Are Gross

2008-08-11T00:07:00.000-04:00

Blah

2008-08-10T08:48:00.002-04:00

I'm sick today. Instead of making a comic, I'd like to recommend to you one of the funniest books that I've read recently.

The Areas of My Expertise by John Hodgman

Its a book of made-up facts and it's very silly. I actually read part of it while I was on an airplane ride and I think that the people sitting next to me thought I was an idiot because I kept laughing out loud. I know they were thinking, "Nothing's that funny, lady, so get over it." But it is that funny. It really is.

How I Envision Myself When I'm Old

2008-08-09T11:03:00.002-04:00

Talking to Drunk People

2008-08-08T00:09:00.000-04:00

Baby duel!

2008-08-07T00:02:00.000-04:00

Shortly after their deliverance, these mountain-dwelling babies are ready to lay it all on the line...

WTF, Mississippi?

2008-08-06T00:04:00.001-04:00

Disney's New Ride

2008-08-05T00:05:00.000-04:00

Polter-mice

2008-08-04T00:01:00.000-04:00

The World's Oldest Joke

2008-08-03T01:21:00.003-04:00

Historians have discovered the world's oldest joke. It's from ancient Sumer, and it goes like this (note the double negative):

Gauche Ghost

2008-08-02T00:05:00.000-04:00

Formicidae Gang Bang

2008-08-01T00:08:00.000-04:00

Engrish

2008-07-31T00:02:00.000-04:00

engrish.com

This image from engrish.com appropriately expresses how I feel today:

Action Park

2008-07-30T00:34:00.000-04:00

Have you heard of this place?!?!? It was nicknamed "Death Park" by doctors at nearby hospitals.

Action Park

I mean, just check out the looping water slide:

Holy crap!

Shell Factory Station

2008-07-29T00:51:00.000-04:00

A short film by Jared:

Duckman

2008-07-28T00:58:00.000-04:00

Anyone remember the tv show "Duckman"?

Garfield Minus Garfield

2008-07-27T00:06:00.001-04:00

Garfield cartoons without Garfield in them:

Garfield Minus Garfield

Even weirder than I would have guessed...

Mayostard

2008-07-26T00:02:00.002-04:00

(Thanks to Kelli for reminding me about this Mr. Show sketch.) Funny stuff:

I Heart Ninjas

2008-07-25T00:07:00.000-04:00

Funny website about ninjas:

www.realultimatepower.net

Dance-off!!!

2008-07-24T00:02:00.000-04:00

Stephen Colbert v Rain:

Stephen Colbert vs Rain - Dance Off
Uploaded by stephencolbert

This Is How I Make Bread

2008-07-23T00:03:00.000-04:00

I Can't Die

2008-07-22T00:07:00.000-04:00

A movie my friends made a long time ago:

The Big Bizang

2008-07-21T00:15:00.000-04:00

There's nothing to see on this video... just listen to the song, by MC Hawking:

Here's the Deal

2008-07-20T00:01:00.000-04:00

Dammit. I really wanted to post a new comic at least every Sunday. But I'm studying for this hugely important exam and I just don't have any time right now. I've been studying from 9am until midnight every day for weeks. It sucks. I hate it. I want to be silly and make dumb comics but I have no silliness left in me right now.

Feel sorry for me, please.

Instead of a comic, have this:

via videosift.com

Drunk History Vol. 3

2008-07-19T00:37:00.000-04:00

Yay! A new one! Yay! A girl!

Drunk History vol. 3 - Featuring Danny McBridefunny videosFunnyOrDie.com

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Arrested Development

2008-07-18T00:08:00.001-04:00

Arrested Development was one of the all time best TV shows ever. And apparently you can go watch it here:

Arrested Development

Found

2008-07-17T00:37:00.000-04:00

This website is full of funniness:

www.foundmagazine.com

People submit weird notes or photos they find lying in the street (or wherever) and then write brief descriptions about what they think must be going on.

Example of a found object:

The State: Spaghetti and Bumblebees

2008-07-16T00:08:00.000-04:00

Lady by The Commodores

2008-07-15T00:33:00.000-04:00

Are they dancing or playing soccer?

(Yes and yes!)

Iron Hymen

2008-07-14T00:11:00.002-04:00

I found this funny website when I googled "technical virgin":

Iron Hymen

Be sure to read "10 Things Every Girl Should Know About Boys and Their Privates"

My Apologies

2008-07-13T00:39:00.000-04:00

Sorry... no time for a comic this week. :(

Please visit Let's Get Out Comics instead. :)

Kids In the Hall: Dr. Suess Bible

2008-07-12T00:22:00.001-04:00

Chair Talked Door Chalk

2008-07-10T23:59:00.002-04:00

Art, videos, etc. by one of my friends:

www.jaredwhitham.com

Celebrity Jeopardy

2008-07-10T00:02:00.000-04:00

Why does Sean Connery hate Alex Trebek so?

Awesome Russian Metal Band

2008-07-09T00:01:00.000-04:00

GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO - BIGGER AND RUSSIANER from Tom Stern on Vimeo.

Matrix Table Tennis

2008-07-08T00:05:00.001-04:00

Green Porno

2008-07-07T00:15:00.002-04:00

And speaking of insect shenanigans, if you haven't seen the Green Porno videos yet, you simply must.

Click here.

My favorite is the snail "porno".

Insect Shenanigans

2008-07-06T00:09:00.000-04:00

My Best Friend, My Butler

2008-07-05T00:04:00.000-04:00

My friend's brother co-created this little jem:

The State (Father-Son Race)

2008-07-04T01:50:00.000-04:00

Post #101:

Gay Top Gun

2008-07-03T11:11:00.000-04:00

Llama Song

2008-07-02T00:18:00.001-04:00

My brain is turning to mush. I just listened to this, like, 4 times in a row:

The Pig Latin Lover

2008-07-01T00:17:00.000-04:00

Does anyone else remember The Ben Stiller Show?

Portable Living Room

2008-06-30T00:08:00.000-04:00

Hey, my friend directed this:

Freud with His Mother

2008-06-29T00:13:00.002-04:00

Can Ninjas Love?

2008-06-28T00:15:00.000-04:00

Ask A Ninja:

Brohemian Rhapsody

2008-06-27T00:03:00.002-04:00

LGOC's Stoned Jesus

2008-06-26T00:09:00.000-04:00

If you aren't familiar with my old buddy Stoned Jesus, you should visit Let's Get Out Comics ASAP!

World's Fastest Speed Walker

2008-06-25T00:05:00.000-04:00

World's fastest speed walker chased by samurais... will he run or walk???

Washington Washington

2008-06-24T00:03:00.000-04:00

Who knew George Washington had so many dicks?!?!

Shining

2008-06-23T00:05:00.000-04:00

One of the best movie parodies (if this qualifies as a parody) ever ever ever:

Pwnd By Grandma

2008-06-22T00:06:00.000-04:00

Shitty Feminist

2008-06-21T00:06:00.000-04:00

My wonderful friend made this comic... based not on her own personal experience, but that of a particularly shitty feminist she once knew:

Flight of the Conchords

2008-06-20T00:07:00.000-04:00

If you haven't seen the t.v. show "Flight of the Conchords," I really must highly recommend it.

Abba Cuss

2008-06-19T00:06:00.000-04:00

The music video yesterday inspired me:

Take A Chance On Me

2008-06-18T00:05:00.001-04:00

Caveat: you may not find this as funny as I do... but those silly winks and the goofy jumping around totally makes me giggle.

Timmy's Big Day

2008-06-17T00:08:00.000-04:00

Some more stuff my friends made a looooooong time ago. You can tell it's really old because one of the characters gets a page. Like, on his pager. Weird.

I Think We're Dead

2008-06-16T00:04:00.000-04:00

The Origin of Yo Momma Jokes

2008-06-15T00:09:00.000-04:00

White and Nerdy

2008-06-14T00:19:00.000-04:00

Confession: I fucking love Weird Al Yankovic.

All Things LOL

2008-06-13T00:07:00.000-04:00

I like to visit icanhascheezburger.com

And a personal note to Mark: Sorry that I'm a crappy friend right now. I hope you had a super Tuesday (that's foreshadowing... I predict that you'll be president some day, btw) and I hope your toofies don't hurt too badly.

Always Look On the Bright Side of Life

2008-06-12T00:01:00.000-04:00

Monty Python knows just how to cheer me up.

Drunk History

2008-06-11T00:19:00.000-04:00

I think I've watched this about 800 times. It's still funny to me. In fact, I'm gonna watch it again right now.

Mint Juleps

2008-06-10T00:01:00.000-04:00

Some of my friends made this video waaaaay a long time ago. Back in the day, as they say.

Dedicated to Benny Lava, Whoever You Are...

2008-06-09T00:06:00.000-04:00

Hooker of the Sea

2008-06-08T00:05:00.000-04:00

The Next Generation

2008-06-07T00:01:00.002-04:00

(NSFW!)

I love nerds.

http://www.cracked.com/video_16363_star-trek-tng-rap-warning-explicit-lyrics.html

(Note: I had the video posted here on the blog for a couple of days, but I couldn't figure out how to keep it from automatically playing the instant someone opened the blog page it was embedded on. And that was annoying. So I just have the link up now.)

Jim Varney

2008-06-06T00:07:00.001-04:00

Jim Varney's most popular character, Ernest P. Worrell, is somehow just as relevant in 2008 as he was in 1988. KnoWhutImean, Vern?

I Like Turtles

2008-06-05T00:07:00.000-04:00

This is old... but I still like it. Zombie Kid is basically the embodiment of cool.

Let's Get Out Comics

2008-06-04T00:09:00.002-04:00

Oh, boy, are YOU in for a treat!

Here is a comic from Let's Get Out Comics, a daily comic blog written and illustrated by one of my dear friends. Click on the image below to make it larger.

And there are plenty more comics where that one came from! Go to letsgetoutcomics.blogspot.com

Censored Count

2008-06-03T00:04:00.000-04:00

This cracks me up.

The State: Pants

2008-06-02T00:07:00.000-04:00

Here is my first non-comic post for you. Remember "The State" from MTV?

Ha ha! I love pants.

Important Notice & A Comic

2008-06-01T00:09:00.000-04:00

Friends,

Something has come up that is going to take a great deal of my attention and almost all of my free time for a little while. Because of this, the format of this comic blog will have to change temporarily. :(

I am still going to post every day, but I will only be able to post an original comic once a week (on Sundays). I'll post new comics more often than that if I can swing it, but I don't want to make a promise that I can't keep. So I'm only committing one new comic each week.

Every day that I'm not posting one of my own comics, I'll be posting either something that one of my funny friends has created, or something that has influenced my own sense of humor. Basically, I'll be sharing pictures and videos with you of things that I find totally amusing. I hope that you'll enjoy the things that I post while I'm on hiatus.

Love,
M

"Alternate Reality"

It's Time to Go Green

2008-05-31T00:07:00.000-04:00

I Dream of Cat Genie

2008-05-30T00:06:00.000-04:00

Too Much Information

2008-05-29T00:01:00.000-04:00

The Last Sea Bunny

2008-05-28T00:07:00.000-04:00

Vanilla Icees

2008-05-27T00:12:00.000-04:00

In a perfect world...

Toilet Bowl

2008-05-26T00:08:00.000-04:00

O.D.D. (Ol' Dirty Dictonary)

2008-05-25T00:09:00.000-04:00

Wormwood

2008-05-24T00:01:00.000-04:00

Another Awkward First Date

2008-05-23T00:06:00.000-04:00

Amoeba Prejudice

2008-05-22T00:05:00.000-04:00