Tails of Addiction

One comic, two possible endings:


(paraphrased quote from Antonin Artaud)


(quote from Andre Malraux)

Grandpa Spills the Beans

Vegetarian Zombie

I Fell In Love with the DJ

Inspiration for the title (a video I found sort of amusing): I Fell In Love with the DJ

The Conversation Every Serious Couple Has

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Guy Talk

Sounds of the Deep

LOL Death

(image from The Seventh Seal)

Tit for Tat

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Why I Believe in Evolution

Asstronauts

Awkward First Date

Limericks are SUPPOSED to be bawdy, right?

I had planned to write and illustrate a clever dirty limerick for today's post... however, this was the best I could do:

Dialectical Compliment... or Diarrhetical Criticism?

Here's a picture to send to your frienemies:

Oh, the humanity!

Note: Immediately after I finished this comic, I dropped the delicious candy bar that I was eating onto the floor. I think it was instant karma for drawing a parallel between the victims of the Hindenburg disaster and toast.

Whoever Smelt It Dealt It

Does anyone else find snakeskin boots ironic?

The Trouble with Beau-bots

Piddleswick Shows His Stuff

You Can't Teach an Old Sailor New Tricks

(My apologies to Norman Rockwell.)

Wash your butt, people!

Sorry, Kofi Annan

Bunny Poop Deters Bestiality

Childhood

Why it's good that unicorns don't exist...

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Sometimes I fantasize about...

Garden of Eatin'

(big ups to Peter Paul Rubens for the sexxxy painting of Adam and Eve)

Lasagna

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Please stop ruining my food.

My own personal LOLcat!

Anniversary

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Club Boner Kill

(looks better when you blow it up by clicking on the image because then you can see her zombie eyes)

Pictionary

My ride.

[Edit 4/3/14: I think that this was my last attempt at a cutesy comic. After this, shit just got weird.]

WTF? I have scarlet fever.

 [Edit 4/3/14: This is my first ever comic. I caught scarlet fever while I was in grad school and it sucked and made me sad, so to cheer myself up, I made a few comics. I realize that mostly I'm funny only to myself. I'm okay with that.]