I recently found this little gem at a public display of crappy kid art:
A future comic artist? I think so. All of the other kids made their weird clay mask thingies say stuff like "Don't do drugs!" or "Eat your vegetables!" or "Never talk to strangers!" Puppets. Robots. Those guys are just cogs in the machine, man. This brilliant, autonomous child (to the delight of observers like myself) instead put his own insecurities on display and confessed to his fear of buckets.
Don't worry, Blue Beard, I'll protect you.