Found Art #1

I recently found this little gem at a public display of crappy kid art:



A future comic artist? I think so. All of the other kids made their weird clay mask thingies say stuff like "Don't do drugs!" or "Eat your vegetables!" or "Never talk to strangers!" Puppets. Robots. Those guys are just cogs in the machine, man. This brilliant, autonomous child (to the delight of observers like myself) instead put his own insecurities on display and confessed to his fear of buckets.

Don't worry, Blue Beard, I'll protect you.

Breaking Up With Bees

I hate bees. If I could have a rational conversation with one, this is how it would go:

Kittens Inspired by Kittens

Kids are weird.

Got Yer Nose, MJ

Alli-gayfers

You Should Know About This Website

A quick public service announcement. If you don't know about hulu.com already, you should. It allows you to watch episodes of many different tv shows, such as

The Simpsons

The Daily Show

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

and lots of other stuff. Just FYI.

Sphinxter

Prehistoric Lunch Break

He Has Risen

G.A.S.A.

Ninjas Are Watching

Existentialism + Video Games= Now It All Makes Sense

This is utterly depressing and totally brilliant:

It's Sort of Like False Advertising

I Nom-inate YOU!

During my hiatus, I experienced only a few random bursts of creativity. The following is a icanhascheezburger-and-presidential-politics inspired example of what I've been doing with myself for the past few months:

Banananorexia

Sorry I disappeared for so long.

I became strangely commitment-phobic with regard to my comic blog and just stopped it altogether. It was irresponsible. I admit it.

To make sure that it doesn't happen again, I am redefining my relationship with the comic blog. From now on, I will only make and post comics when I feel like it. No more self-imposed due dates.

So, here's my first comic in over 3 months:

Magic? Or Amazing Math Skills?

Favorite Lincoln

A Peacock's Worst Fear

Monkey Babies Are Gross

Blah

I'm sick today. Instead of making a comic, I'd like to recommend to you one of the funniest books that I've read recently.

The Areas of My Expertise by John Hodgman

Its a book of made-up facts and it's very silly. I actually read part of it while I was on an airplane ride and I think that the people sitting next to me thought I was an idiot because I kept laughing out loud. I know they were thinking, "Nothing's that funny, lady, so get over it." But it is that funny. It really is.