I found some old stegasaurus porn recordings from the Jurassic era. Sample dialogue:Ok, now lie on your back.[grumbling sound]what? WHAT?! No, it's just... it's always me on the ground.Oh, okay smart guy, let's see how YOU do balancing on your tail while you get pounding with some huge spiky--OKAY! okay, I get it! I get it! [strange gurgling sound][silence]shit, I'm stuck. just kick your legs! oh yeah, easy for you to say!etc, etc.it was kind of boring porn, actually.
you know, i bet that's really what it was like, too. poor stegosaurs.
One of the few instances where porn accurately depicts something.[insert joke about female ejaculation here]
would a realistic depiction of sex be called a "cockumentary"?
My money's on cowgirl. -elbow macaroni not signed in because my passwords are too complicated for 1 a.m.
planky would call a realistic depiction of sex a "fish shit." but enough about planky.
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I found some old stegasaurus porn recordings from the Jurassic era. Sample dialogue:
Ok, now lie on your back.
[grumbling sound]
what? WHAT?!
No, it's just... it's always me on the ground.
Oh, okay smart guy, let's see how YOU do balancing on your tail while you get pounding with some huge spiky--
OKAY! okay, I get it! I get it!
[strange gurgling sound]
[silence]
shit, I'm stuck.
just kick your legs!
oh yeah, easy for you to say!
etc, etc.
it was kind of boring porn, actually.
you know, i bet that's really what it was like, too. poor stegosaurs.
One of the few instances where porn accurately depicts something.
[insert joke about female ejaculation here]
would a realistic depiction of sex be called a "cockumentary"?
My money's on cowgirl.
-elbow macaroni not signed in because my passwords are too complicated for 1 a.m.
planky would call a realistic depiction of sex a "fish shit." but enough about planky.
Post a Comment